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Why to alert people about EXPEDIA (based in my own experience)

If you feel you are special, if you feel it will never happen to you, you are wrong. Even if you had no problem before using EXPEDIA, it is not a guarantee it won’t happen to you in your next trip.

I had used EXPEDIA a couple of time until they revealed what they really are, until they tried to scam me (read my case, including gruesome details of their lies and tricks they used to try to scam me: http://www.victimsofexpedia.com/mycase.htm ) 

-         If you travel you can be the next victim of a scam they are running alongside with their legitimate business (they tried to scam me 1254.96 U$D.. and failed miserable).

-         Your relatives and friends might also be the next victims

-         Therefore, you, your relatives and friends may lose thousands of dollars

-         Your vacation might become a nightmare

-         You might not have a vacation at all

-         You can be stuck an any airport because EXPEDIA failed to arrange your trip

-         You can spend a lot of money by calling EXPEDIA from a foreign country trying to fix a trip EXPEDIA failed to arrange

-         You can waste a lot of time when EXPEDIA agents put you in hold for hours (and waste a lot of money in phone calls

-         Thus, you might find yourself  in another country trying to book another flight because EXPEDIA didn’t arrange your trip and abandoned you there with no ticket

-         EXPEDIA does not plan to stop their unethical business practice (read daily complaints in this site)

-         EXPEDIA keeps falsely promoting their services (http://www.victimsofexpedia.com/falseadvertisement.htm )

-         People believe EXPEDIA is a honest company (until they are scammed and is very late)

-         EXPEDIA has “friends” that help them to delete negative comments about them in the internet (read about the Wikipedia Affair: http://www.victimsofexpedia.com/wiki.htm )

-         EXPEDIA will never take responsibilities of their own mistakes

-         EXPEDIA will never compensate you for the “extra” money you had to spend due to their mistakes.

-         EXPEDIA will try to keep (steal is the right word) money by charging your credit card a tricky way (http://www.victimsofexpedia.com/cheat.htm ) .

-         You might need to wait months to be reimbursed for the money EXPEDIA charged in your credit card for services they failed to provide (but only when EXPEDIA is forced by your credit card company to reimburse you).

-         EXPEDIA agents will lie to you

-         EXPEDIA supervisors will lie to you

-         EXPEDIA “customer specialist” will lie to you

-         EXPEDIA will ignore your e-mails if you try to contact them for a trouble with your trip or they will send “automatic responses” to make you believe they are taking care of you (read a collection of these kind of messages: http://www.victimsofexpedia.com/templates.htm )

-         EXPEDIA might use many of these “dirty tricks” that online travel sites are using to scam people (http://www.victimsofexpedia.com/dirtytricks.htm ) to scam you.

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Why EXPEDIA keep doing this? Because the travel business is very profitable. EXPEDIA can afford to lose thousands of customers because there are still million of people that are unaware of how bad EXPEDIA is. EXPEDIA can still make billions cheating new customers.  So, don’t feel you are “special”, don’t believe “the EXPEDIA promise” , you are not “number one”.

It is up to you to help yourself or your friends or relatives to have a safe trip or vacation. Just alert them.

Imagine something bad in your travel. Come on, something really bad. Then, be sure that EXPEDIA is even worse than that.

Don’t believe it? check http://www.expedianews.com

Making fun of EXPEDIA (after they tried to scam me 1254,54 U$D,   but failed. Read my case at http://www.victimsofexpedia.com/mycase.htm )                                                             
The old  EXPEDIA’s slogan: - Don’t just scam, scam right.     
The new EXPEDIA’s slogan: Scam with confidence
 
EXPEDIA’s customer support team jokes (funny phrases to make fun of customers)
- Thanks for contacting EXPEDIA
- Your comments are important to us
- Someone in the appropriate department is working on your case
- Your case has been forwarded to me for further research
- I understand that there were some issues with regards ………….
- I am researching all the documentation and the fax that was sent to my department
 - I will contact you directly after completing my investigation
 - If you have any further questions or comments, please feel free to reply to this e-mail
- We regret that your experience using Expedia.com was not to your satisfaction.
 - Please be assured that the entire team at Expedia.com is dedicated to not only providing the most efficient, user friendly, and accurate travel application, but also to the highest standards of support for our members.
- As previously advised to you, this case is being handled by the appropriate department and will respond to you as soon as possible
- We appreciate your patience regarding this matter
 
EXPEDIA’s representative terms
Big deals………………….already booked
No extra fees ………….. No service
Nominal fee …………….. Outrageous charge
Cheap flight…………….overbooked flight, canceled flight, delayed flight,
Big saving……………………………Bait and switch scam
Dream vacation…………………… nightmare
Adventure……………………………..nightmare
Trip insurance………………………… limited coverage
Explore and discover……………….be at your own, extra expenses, hidden fees
Best price guarantee…………………… find the same flight, a the same day, the same airline,
EXPEDIA promise……………………………Scam
Hassle free hurricane promise……………..Scam
Package protection plan ……………………Scam
0.01 U$D room/night……………………….Bait and switch scam
All included…………………………. Hidden fee, no service,
Standard ……………………….substandard, low level
Online service …………………. Ignore customer
Our customer support team………………our con artists
Customer specialist ………………………con artist boss                                              
Click to order…………………………double click scam
Call us …………………………….wait hours on the phone
Beautiful hotel ………………………….false advertisement
External links ………………………………blame others, scam, false advertisement
Go with confidence ………………………. don’t be careful, will scam you better
Expedia’s terms and conditions ………………………Expedia’s tools to scam, abusive
Our partners…………………………………Our accomplices
Other restrictions apply……………Additional charges, more hidden fees, worse service
Our Competitors…………………………Other criminal organizations
EXPEDIA.COM……………………….EXPEDIA.CON, EXPEDIA.SCAM
EXPEDIA.ORG………………………..EXPEDIA.MOB
Our CEO…………………………………. The godfather
A guide to Understand corporate letters
As example I’ll use phrases from e-mails EXPEDIA sent to me.
EXPEDIA’s e-mails
EXPEDIA’s messages are well written letter from superior people with a deep knowledge and understanding of grammar, semantic and dialectic. We customers are ignorant, retarded, with difficulties in understanding basic concepts of communication
. This is a short guide to understand what we customers believe EXPEDIA is telling us and what EXPEDIA really telling us.
It took me while to appreciate the real meaning

                                                                                                                                                                                               
I’ll keep updating this page at: www.victimsofexpedia.com/jokes01.htm

If you try to scam me……

Remember that not even EXPEDIA could get money from me despite their attempt to scam me: http://www.victimsofexpedia.com/mycase.htm

From:	“kendell domain”   Add to Address Book  Add Mobile Alert
To:	webmaster@victimsofexpedia.com
Subject:	Re: Urgent!!!!
Date:	Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:35:36 +0000

Sir/Madam
        REGIONAL PAYMENT RECEIVING AGENT NEEDED
DT-systems Ltd. is based in Lithuania.
We specialize in exportation and importation.
We export our products to North America, South America, Eastern and
Western Europe and Southern Asia.
We are looking for a payment representative in UK, USA and Canada.
Salary is 10% of every payment you receive on our behalf.
All charges such as tax and fe_es will be deducted from the balance
90%.
For this job position you have to provide with your bank account
information.
Note: Even if you have a real job, you can be part of our business
anyway as your regular and part-time job can be easily combined,
your work for our company will not disturb your regular work.

If you are interested in this opportuni1y please send out your contact
information to our company email:
1)Your Full names:
2)Your Address.
3)Postal code:
4)Home/office phone number:
5)cell phone number
6)Occupation
8)Sex:
Your address should be correct and complete (including your state and
country) because you will also
be receiving cheques to your address.

Attention ! Please write only to this email : ek768rps@gmail.com
Managers of our company will come in contact with you as soon as
possible.
Having received the information, we will give you a contract, in which
the responsibility of both sides is fixed.

Sincerely,
HR manager
Jonas Varnas

 Not even EXPEDIA could scam me.

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